So, time to find out which of you are long-time, loyal readers… (heh-heh) Don’t worry, if you’re not, you can delve into the archives to get the backstory…
(In a singsong voice) Guess who called my cell last night?
Here’s a hint: it played the theme from “The Exorcist” and came up as “Restricted.”
Ohhhhhh, yes! To be fair, I can’t say for 100% definite that it was, in fact, Mr. South Side, but COME ON! Whoever it was didn’t hang up when I answered, and after I said “hello” a couple times, I could hear someone breathing (not heavy obscene phone call breathing, just normal breathing), and then hang up.
Lexie thinks next time my phone plays that tune, I should answer like this: “Hey Baby! I missed you! Where are you at?” and if he answers (or even if he doesn’t), say “Wait a minute – Jim (or any other male name that isn’t his)? Isn’t this you??”
She’s pretty funny for a ten-year-old, don’tcha think? I’m SOOO DEFINITELY gonna do that! Oh, and? This is the second such call in the past week, only I forgot to tell you last time. Besides, the last call was at 1:43 am and I OBVIOUSLY didn’t answer it. Sigh. It really sucks being the object of a psycho’s undying affection…
7 comments:
She is funny. I think it's a great idea.
I also love that your cell plays the Exorcist for restricted calls!
Have a good weekend and stay outta the south side. Your a cub fan anyway.
excellent...
thanks for your comment on my most recent post. really.
ooh! i have a special someone i'm putting an ominous ringtone on RIGHT NOW. good idea. heh :-)
What a funny kid!
I think his sense of timing is absolutely fantastic -- I mean, calling you one week before Halloween, just to make sure you can hear the theme from the Exorcist? What a peach he is!
I. Love. It.
LOL - I shall have to delve into the archives ...
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