Ask and Ye Shall Receive

Ok, it's almost 5:00 and my ass should be out the door, but Satan just left and I didn't want to leave my loyal readers waiting any longer. So you want old pictures? You got em. Funny thing is, I realize my hair wasn't as big and my eyeliner wasn't as dark as I remember. Except in the last picture, and that was for a theme party. But anyhoo - here is a much younger, more fun version of Dasi.

This is me on a hospital guy's motorcycle with fellow dietary gals Colleen (who we used to call Olive Oil - like in Popeye) and Michelle, the rotten boyfriend stealer. I had on sunglasses because this was shortly after I found out she stole him and I had been crying and I didn't want the bitch to know. This is me in the pink vest, along with Cindy, Kimmie, and Tommy - the guy I had the hots for. See his incredible talent of holding a full beer can with his teeth? I got to make out with him once - lucky me - and that was it. Last I heard he was making a living as a male stripper. So I guess I am better off without him. I'm wayyyyy too jealous a girl to have a stripper for a boyfriend, or God forbid, a husband. This was in June of my high school graduation year. At my friend Paul's party. I had a HUGE crush on Paul in 5th grade, but he signed my autograph book and wrote "too bad I don't like you." Well, let me tell YOU, Mr. Paul, Dasi sure turned into a HOTTIE, didn't she??? Long story short, we dated, broke up, stayed good friends, and are currently trying to hook up so I can meet his boyfriend. (Now I know the real reason he didn't like me in gammar school.) Finally, me and Suzy at a frat party. No, my hair was not permanently red, it was a wash out color, and the outfit wasn't the norm either. But we kind of got more into the "pop n punk" theme than most of the guests. See the guys in the background checking us out? We were HOTTTTTTTT!!! And had a lot of FUN, too! The only problem was, when I went back to the frat for a regular party, none of the cute guys who flirted with me remembered me without my whips and chains. In fact, one particular guy insisted he had never laid eyes on me before (when previously he laid a lot more than EYES on me - heh!). So there you have it. Pictures as promised. So now I am going home. Hopefully "TBOTE" will be forthcoming, ok? Oh, and? No using these pictures on any other weird websites, please!!